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The racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went
home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only
to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in
the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we
screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble,"
said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits
and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt
my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, 'Who
the hell left the garage door open'?"

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