Three gay guys were discussing what they thought
their favorite sport would be. The first decides on
football, because of all those gorgeous guys bending
over in their tight pants.

"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those
skimpy little costumes, and think of the holds."

"Definitely baseball," says the third gay guy.

"Why?" asked the other two guys.

Well, I'd be pitching with the bases loaded, the batter
would hit a line drive right to me. I'd catch it, and I'd
just stand there while the other guys rounded the
bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy,
screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' And, that's
what I like - the recognition."