Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park
when one was attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy. "Forty Niners' fan
saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Niners' fan," the boy replied.

"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific
attack," the reporter starts again.

"No, I'm not a Raiders' fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys' fan." replied the boy.

The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."

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