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A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City.

For an adventure the father took his son to see a
skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw
- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.

The boy asked,
'What's that there, Paw?'

The father responded,
'Well son, I reckon I never did see nothing like this in
my entire life. I got no darned idea what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching in
wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched small circles of lights above the walls
light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the
reverse direction.

The walls opened again and a voluptuous 24-year-old
woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said,
'Go git your Maw.