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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of
Jack Daniel's.

You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking
your teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.


You have bantha horns on the front of your
landspeeder.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without
using the word "chicken".

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda
talks.

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members
with really good sheets.

A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but
not THE force.

Your master ever said "My finger you will
pull..hmmm?"

You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your
yard.

You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because
you had to spit.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the
dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another
beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing or bowling.

You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a
non-twist-off bottle of beer.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on
over t' the dark side.. .it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well
even the Ewoks can't find it.

You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home.

You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be
the Confederate flag.

More than half the droids you own don't function.

The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.

You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting
married.

You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the
Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth.

Your moonshine is made on a real moon.

You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents
access to the dip stored in your back pocket.

Sandpeople back down from your mama.

You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way
out of a speeding ticket or DUI.

You've ever strangled someone with the force because
they laughed at your accent.

You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.

You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights
to a broken droid.

A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave.

You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to
light a cigarette with your lightsaber.

You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.

You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.

You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene
problem.

The Rancor monster refused to eat you.

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