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Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

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