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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it.
And one to sue the ladder company.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one
of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet.

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.

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