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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They
had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which
side to spit on.

How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.