My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little
wine, good food.....
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Some where I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric
bread maker.
Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to
sit down!
So I bought her an electric chair.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?"
"No, jump in!" said the truck driver.

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