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Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She
notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are
there so many clocks here.

St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and
that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one-second.

St Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it
belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life.

The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two
lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?"

St. Peter laughs, "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
fan."

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