My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if
we hadn't stopped her."

"He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?"

"No, that's not what made her the maddest."

"It's not?"

"No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the
curtains."

 

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