Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,
"Mabel, did you know
you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A
suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said,
"Ethel,
I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."