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Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She
was young, sweet, and very polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his
fly was open. When leaving the room, she said,
"Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open." He
did not understand her remark, but later on he
happened to look down and saw that his zipper
was open.

He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss
Jones, when you saw my barracks door was
open this morning, did you also notice a soldier
standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why
no sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran
sitting on two duffel bags."

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