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A man walked into the ladies'
department of a Macy's and shyly walked
up to
the woman behind the
counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for
my
wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the
clerk.
"Type?"inquires the man, "There is more than
one type?"
"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed
a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and
material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four
types
of bras," she
replied.
Confused, the man asked what the types were. The
saleslady replied,
"The
Catholic type, the Salvation Army type,
the Presbyterian type, and the
Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"
Still confused, the man asked, "What is the difference
between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...the Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type
lifts up the fallen, the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and the Baptist type
makes
mountains out of mole
hills."