Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you
will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old
teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Sincerely,
Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you
receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the
18-year old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes
into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife ------

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