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A woman and a man get into a car accident, and
it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl
out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman ... Wow! Just
look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately
we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely; this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this - here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man shakes his head, opens it and says, "You
take the first drink", then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
chugs half of it, puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man.

The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The
man replied, "No. I think I will just wait for the
police."

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