A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She
said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all
right,
we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were
married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was
followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out
and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back
and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty
laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the
Grand
Canal."