A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him.
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a
divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
"I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover
than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
increases.

"I want the house also." Again the husband speeds up, and now is
doing 75 mph.

"I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster and
faster, now he's up to 85 mph. "And I want the car, the
checking account, and all the credit cards."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass
piling as the speedometer reaches 90 mph. "You're taking this
incredibly calmly," the wife says. "Isn't there anything that
you want?"

"No, I have everything I need."

"What's that?"

"The airbag."