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A little boy named, Bobby asked his mother one day, "Mom,
how old are you?" His mom said, "Now, now, Bobby. That's a
personal question. You don't ask those kinds of personal
questions to women."

Then Bobby proceeded to ask, "How much do you weigh?"
HIs mother replied, "You're too young to understand that, and
you don't ask those kind of questions of women."

But he still had more questions, "Why did Dad leave us?" His
mom answered, "You're too young to understand that. I'll tell
you when you're older."

So Bobby goes back to school and tells little Dustin, "Dustin,
my mom doesn't want to tell me how old she is or how much
she weighs. She doesn't answer any of my questions!" Little
Dustin replied, "You should go into her wallet and look at her
driver's license. All your questions will be answered."

So Bobby goes back home and looks into his mom's purse
and looks at her driver's license. Then Bobby smugly said to
his mom, "Mom, you're 39 years old." His mother replied,
"Yeah, that's right I am."

"And you weigh 142 lbs." Bobby continued. "Yupp that's
right," his mother replied.

"One last thing. I know why dad left us." Bobby's mom said,
"Oh really, and why is that?" Little Bobby replied, "Because
you got an F in sex."

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