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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at
a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new
bike.

The cop says to the kid,
'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'

The kid says, 'Yeah.'

The cop says, 'Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail
light on that bike.'

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20 bicycle
safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off he
says,
'By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did
Santa bring that to you?'

Humoring the kid, the cop says,
'Yeah, he sure did.'

The kid says, 'Well next year, tell Santa to put the dick
underneath the horse instead of on top.'

3.9¢ per minute Long Distance - NO Monthly Fees
- 6 second billing and NO catches
- Rates effective all day every day
- Great in-state and international rates
- Direct dial service, no 1010 numbers to call
- Get your bill on-line or in the mail, pay monthly by check or credit card
Cick Here for information!