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At a party, a woman was observing a child who would hold his chest
whenever he bent down. After a few minutes, the woman asked the kid,
"Why
do you hold your chest whenever you bend down?"

The kid said, "One day, my teacher was writing on the board,
the chalk fell down, and when my teacher bent down to pick
up the chalk, I saw her lungs comes out of her chest."