One Day a man was sunbathing on a beach nude. A little girl started to walk
up to him so he covered his private parts with a newspaper. When the little
girl reached him she asked what was under the paper and the man replied "well
it's my little pet birdie but he's sleeping right now."
Well the little girl walked away and the man fell asleep. A few hours later
the man woke up in the hospital in EXTREME PAIN. The police asked what
happened and the man said "Well I was sunbathing on the beach and a little
girl had asked me about my private part. She left and I fell asleep and next
thing ya know I wake up here!"
Well the Police went to the beach and found the little girl~ "What did you
do to that man??"
The littler girl answered~ "I didn't do anything to the man!! I was
playing with his little birdie when it spit in my eye so I broke it's neck,
cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire!