Pat & Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the
morning break, Pat yelled "Mick, I've lost me finger!"
"Have you now," said Mick. "And how did you do it?"
Pat replied "I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here
like this...damn! There goes another one!"

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