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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on
the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the

only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with
three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow.
At the first hole he said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he
go first. He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker.
"Goddammit!" he said.
"Oh, my, please refrain from using that kind of language around us."
said the nun.
"I'm so sorry, ma'am, it won't happen again."
The nun gets up to the tee and her ball travels about twenty yards,
hits a tree, and bounces back behind them.
"Well shit, Goddamn, hell, fuck!" exclaims the nun.
"Hey, what did you tell me about that?" asks the man.
"Yeah, well, you didn't hit a fuckin' tree."

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