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Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up the game
and wound up playing with her husband on a country
course one day. He hit his drive way off into the rough,
behind a barn. She came over to take a look, surveyed
the situation, and suggested that if he opened both barn
doors he could hit his ball straight through the barn to the
green.

He saw this as an excellent idea, complimented her for
her suggestion, then opened the doors and stepped up
to the ball. He made a swing and great contact.
Unfortunately, the ball was off line, careened off the door
frame, hit the wife in the head and killed her.

Years went by, the man finally remarried, and this time
found himself a golfer for a wife. Incredibly, the same
situation occurs. The man is in the rough behind the
same barn. His new wife took a look at his ball and
suggested that he could make the green if he opened
both barn doors and hit through the barn.

"No way," he replied. "I can't do that."

"Why not?" she asked.

He responded, "The last time I did that something terrible
happened."

"What?" she asked.

The man answered, "I got a double bogey."

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