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Moses, Jesus, and some old man were playing golf,
par three, with the green on the other side of a water
trap. Moses goes first. Chips it up and it lands ten
feet in from the green. He curses as the ball sinks to
the bottom. Walking up to the water hole, he spreads
his arms wide, the water parts, and he hits the ball
onto the green. Moses then steps up onto the green,
and the water returns downward.

Jesus is next. He chips the ball up and it lands on the
green, but rolls into the water. He doesn't curse, but
he thinks it! He walks up to the water hole and
carefully begins to walk on the water until he reaches
his ball, reaches in and throws it onto the green.

Finally it was the old man's turn. He chips it up and it
lands right in the middle of water trap. Just as the
ball begins to sink, a frog swims over and eats it.
Then a fish swims over and eats the frog. It swims to
the top of the hole and a hawk dives out of the sky
and picks up he fish in its talons.

As the hawk flies away, a lightning bolt comes out of
the sky and hits the hawk, causing it to explode, with
the ball dropping right in the hole. Jesus turns to the
old man and says, "Nice shot, Dad!"