The club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a
match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said
the duffer, "since you're obviously much better
than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two
'gotchas'."
The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but
he went along with it. And off they went. Coming
back to the 18th hole, the rest of the club
members were amazed to see the golf pro paying
the duffer $100.
"What happened?" asked one of the members.
"Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first
hole, and as I brought the club down, that jerk
stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my
balls, then yelled 'Gotcha!' Have you ever tried to
play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second
'gotcha'?"