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This guy was out playing his weekly round of golf when he hit a shot into the
trap off the 11th green. So he pulls out his sand wedge and takes a swing
at the ball only to hit something metallic underneath. Being curious, he digs
away the sand only to find what looks like Aladdin's Lamp. It's kind of dirty,
so he takes out his golf towel to clean it off. All of a sudden, POOF! A genie
appeared from the lamp and says, "Sir, you have freed me from the lamp!
For this I will grant you 3 wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "You know, I have everything I could
possibly want. Give the wishes to someone else." He quickly putts out and
leaves for the 12th tee.

The genie is flabbergasted. "To think that someone in this world could feel
so fulfilled that he could pass up not just one, but three wishes. I know what
I'll do! To reward him, I'll grant him three things without him even knowing.
Now let's see. What does every man want? Money! He will have all the
money he can use. Power! Every man wants that. And what else? Sex! All
that he wants."

A couple of weeks later, the man is coming toward the 11th green and
there is the genie, sunning himself in the trap.

Genie: (feeling smug) "Hey. How's it going?"

Man: "Couldn't be better. Last week I raised over $1,000,000 and gave the
most spellbinding and effective talk of my life. It looks like I'm gaining more
influence among my peers and superiors. Things are great."

Genie: "If you don't mind me asking, how's your sex life?"

Man: "It's great. I've had two women in the last two weeks."

Genie: (looking puzzled) "TWO women? That's not very good!"

Man: "It is, if you're a priest in a small parish."

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