A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp,blah blah blah. This is
the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes
so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and
thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to
Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.Could you build me a
bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"The genie laughed
and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How
would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how
much concrete...how much steel!!No-think of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he
said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said
that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could
understand Women know how they feel inside and what they're thinking
when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know
what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them
truly happy...." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or
four?"