A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him,
and as he sits,a small cat jumps up on the stool
beside him. The bartender comes over,and asks for
their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and
turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a
beer too." says the ostrich. The cat says "I'll have a
half beer, but I'm not paying for it" .

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be
$3.40 please", and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out exact change for the round.

The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again,
and the man says "I'll have a beer", and the ostrich
says "I'll have the same," and the cat says "I'll have
a half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it".

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
with exact change.This becomes a routine until, late
one evening, the trio enter again. "The usual?" asks
the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll
have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says
the ostrich. "I'll have a small scotch but I'm not
paying for it," says the cat.

"That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again
the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change out of your pocket
every time?"

"Well," says the man, "Several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything,just put my hand in my pocket, and the right
amount of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most
people would wish for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon
of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always
there." says the man.

The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's
with the ostrich and the cat?" The man replies "My
second wish was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy".

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