Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning. When his father
asked him what the problem was the kid said, "I'm mad at mommy, cause
she eats birds."

His father said he didn't know what Little Johnny was talking about.

Little Johnny replied, "I was up late last night and heard noises
coming from your bedroom. When I listened at your door, I heard mom
say, 'Should I swallow it or let it fly'!"

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