A man goes into a bar and sees a pile of cash on a
table beneath a big sign that reads "$2,000 Cash Prize!
See bartender for details."
Keeping one eye on the stack of money, the man goes
over and asks the bartender what he has to do to win
the prize.
"You have to do three things and its all yours," the
bartender says.
"Just three things?" the guy asks, rubbing his hands now
and imagining about walking out of the bar $2,000
richer.
"What are the three things?"
"Well," the bartender says, "first you have to go over to
that 200-pound bouncer and knock him out..."
"After that, I've got a mean-tempered pitbull in the
backroom who needs a tooth pulled..."
"Then you have to go and make love to the
80-year-old lady who lives upstairs."
"No problem," the guy says. He struts over to the
bouncer and says, "Hey pal your shoelace is untied."
When the bouncer looks down at his shoes, the man
flattens him with a single, solid uppercut.
Next he heads to the back room where the pitbull is
housed.
The bartender can hear a tremendous commotion from
the back room it sounds like the pitbull has gone crazy.
After a few minutes the man emerges from the
backroom, quite bloody and cut up and breathing
heavily.
"Okay," he says, "where's the old broad that needs her
tooth pulled??"