A young couple left the church and arrived at the
hotel where they were spending the first night of
their honeymoon. They opened the champagne
and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"Ewww -- what's wrong with your feet? Your toes
look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so
gross?" "I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected
my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and
they continued undressing. When the groom took
off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her
nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only
affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last
removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Small cox?