What do a Boeing 747 and a bleach blonde have in common?
They both have black boxes.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

What do you call a dead blonde??
Last years winner at the hide and seek contest!!

What do you call it when a blonde drives down the street with her head
out the window?
Refueling.

A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip
me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal
fluid."

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