One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our
blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help.
"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?"
I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine,
where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff
hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.
While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and
digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the
office trying awful hard to keep a straight face.
Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got
into the drive. "Oh, you mean the condom!"
"Condom???"
"Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom
on my disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses"
By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could
do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be
a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her
that a practical joke had been played and she shouldn't do
that anymore, then she asked in a dead-serious voice:
"Does that mean I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on
it either?"

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