A plane is on it's way to Montreal, when a blonde gets up and moves to
the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her
do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy and that she will
have go sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot
goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Montreal and I'm staying right here!"

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the
police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't
listen to reason.

The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have
learned to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her
ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask
him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal.

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