An attractive Polish blonde was
hitch hiking. A trucker pulled over and offered her a
ride. When the blonde got in the cab, she saw all the CB
equipment that the driver had installed. She asked the
driver, "What's that?"
The driver explained that it was CB equipment and with
it, he could contact anyone in the world. The hiker
exclaimed, "Anybody in the world!!?? You mean, you
could reach my Mother in Poland with that
equipment??"
The driver said that she could and the blonde replied,
"Gee, I'd do anything for you if you'd contact my
Mother. I really miss her."
So the driver pulled the rig over to the side of the road
and proceeded to unzip his pants and haul "it" out.
The Polish blonde looked at "it" for a minute, confused,
then leaned over, took "it" in her hand and yelled, "Hello,
Mom??"