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An old drunk was in a bar one night begging the
bartender for one more drink even though he had run
out of money. In desperation, the drunk said, "Listen,
I have this unusual talent. I can fart the tune of the
national anthem. If I climb up on your bar and
entertain your patrons by farting the national anthem,
will you please give me one more drink?"

The bartender agreed to the deal, so the old drunk
climbed up onto the bar and dropped his pants. The
drunk began grunting and straining and, much to
everyone's surprise and disgust, had a tremendous
bowel movement right on the bar.

The bartender reached for his billy-club, intending to
teach the drunk a lesson.

"Just a minute, just a minute," wailed the drunk. "If I
was a singer, you wouldn't be mad if I had to clear
my throat."

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