Three Labrador retrievers, a brown, yellow and a black, are sitting in
the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The
black lab turns to the brown and says,"So why are you here?" The brown
lab replies,"I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the drapes,
the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the
middle of my owner's bed." The black lab says,"So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me some Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the
vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you
here?"The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owner's couch.""So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks him why he's at the
vet's office. "I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to
hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower
and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I
hopped on her back and started humping away."The yellow and brown labs
exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

The black lab smiled, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

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