A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of
Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as
the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship
and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and
quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped
overboard and were
swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that
they were going
to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and
gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant
to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

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